You
can get the best selling 3 burner Weber Genesis Silver B that has
everything that you will ever need for about $450. There is a smaller
2-burner unit for about $100 less but if you are up to that money why
bother? These grills are heavily advertised and sell at very small profit
margins for the retailer. They are rated at 36,000 BTU but cook much
bigger. Coleman, Char broil and Ducane also offer bbqs in this price category and are
worth considering for some other features, but none have the track record
for durability and service that Weber has achieved.
Off brands sold in those specialty BBQ stores at high
prices and big profits certainly don't cook any better and cost a lot
more. The bells and whistles they offer are very rarely used. While that
salesman may give you a big macho pitch or you think it will raise your
status with the Ferrari crowd, the money might be better off in a solid
mutual fund. Even a
case of champagne may be a better investment.
If you don't drink and must have that all stainless
steel look, warehouse stores have an import unit at around $700 but it
will need constant attention and may not be too sturdy. You might have to
spend about $2,000 to get one that will stand up and cook as well as that
$450 Weber. Why risk 4 figures on some stainless steel hard to clean
monster that you may not be able to get parts for in 4 years.
If you have a convenient gas outlet, it pays to seek
out a natural gas unit. You will never run out of fuel. You don't have to
go running down to the rental yard to fill the cumbersome tanks and it is
much less costly than propane. Quick connect hookups let you move the BBQ
out of the way when not in use. You can also get a plumber to run a line
if this appeals to you but it can cost $100 to $200. On the other hand if
you are an environmentalist you might opt for the propane tank. It is a by
-product of the petroleum process and thus does not waste natural
resources. Charcoal is the worst. It comes from trees, takes fuel to
compress, create and package and fuel to transport it around the country.
It is also a nuisance to light and creates smoke.
If you think that you want a custom built in grill,
spend some more time thinking about it. You will spend a lot of money on
brick or concrete installation work. Further you may have to pay to get a
gas line where you want the grill although it is now possible to get a
propane tank built in. The grill itself will be about as expensive as a
high quality self-contained unit. Future repairs and replacement may be
costly.
If
you are good with the bricks and mortar, you can build the enclosure
yourself. You can buy a simple unhooded charcoal only module body for
about $250 or a 4 burner hooded gas module for around $1000 but it seems
kind of crazy. You will pay around $1700
if you want a 4 burner semi-stainless module.
Finally you can buy a prefab 6 burner built-in with tile counter
for around $3,500 delivered and installed. There are some conveniences and
a definite appearance advantage to a built-in but it will not cook any
differently than a cart at a fraction of the cost so it makes sense only
if you sold Amazon or e-toy short.
If you do opt for the mobile propane BBQ, invest in a
second tank that costs $25 to $30. The full reserve tank assures you that
you won't run out in the middle of the turkey on a Sunday afternoon when
the rental yard is closed. It will also pay for itself in less than 2
years because there is a minimum fill charge and filling one tank never
uses the minimum. Run one tank to empty. Run the other about 1/2 way and
then take them both in to get filled at your convenience. Some tanks come
with a gauge for about $10 more, which is not a bad idea for the second
tank. Or you can buy a little gauge that sticks on the tank for less than
three bucks. But neither are crucial if you know that a full tank weighs
about 40 lbs. and an empty tank weighs about 20 Lbs.
Buy a quality cover.
Don't believe the no flare and flame promises. If
there's fat, there’s going to be flame. Rotisseries are fun to watch and
they cook chicken well. But they are hard to balance and you can get
similar results with the indirect method if you have two or more burners. Don't buy any other fancy tools or gadgets until you have
used the BBQ a few times and you know what you need. You will be amazed at
what you already have in the kitchen that will do the job. Asbestos gloves, long handled tongs, spatulas and basting
brushes are handy. Long forks and knives are superfluous. A chef's hat and
apron are fun but ski goggles to keep out the smoke may be more important.
Besides if you can wait, you'll probably get most of that stuff as
gifts.
Here is a
valuable energy saving tip for any Barbecue, gas or charcoal. When you bring it to high heat before cooking, place a large
sheet of aluminum foil, (heavy duty is preferred) on the grill, glossy
side down. It directs the heat down to the coals and heats them faster.
When you are ready to cook, remove the foil and save it. When you are done
cooking place the foil back on the grill and raise the heat to high if you
have a gas grill. Wait 15 minutes and turn the grill off. Later, even a
couple of days later, open the grill, crumple the foil and use it to
easily clean the burned ash of residue on the grill. It will then be ready
for the next cookout.
Finally, don't underestimate the aphrodisiac value of
that champagne as an alternative to the gigantic bbq. And don't forget
that 90% of all BBQ is hamburgers, hot dogs, chicken and steaks. You don't
need a $2000 BBQ for that. If
you think you do, call Dr. Ruth or Dr. Joyce right now.